Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Friday, 7 September 2012

Do you know to shine from Happiness?


This photo went round the Facebook. The question on the photo is: do you know to shine from happiness like this?

Why are  they so happy? Look here. When you had such an expression last time? And for ONLY reason that someone caressed you...

Source: imgfave.com via Steve on Pintere

Saturday, 12 November 2011

Cats' Emotions

All my last posts were about our "factory life". This time I want to gift you some smiles. It's Saturday today and you need them to continue a happy weekend.

Можно вас попросить объяснить вооон той мышке, что я - кошка!

- Господи ! Ну до чего же когти чешутся !!!!


 - Раааз... Ддд... Мурка, вот честное слово, чтоб мне язык прикусить, вчера 20 раз подтягивался!

НЕ-НА-ВИЖУ ТЕБЯ...  шерстяной!

Saturday, 25 December 2010

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

My Dear Friends, I wish Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all you and want to make you a gift: photos to smile in all my blogs. So, visit all of them to smile more and more brightly!!!

Чудеса под новый год -  К нам на ёлку выпал... КОТ!!!

Смотреть ещё!

Sunday, 19 December 2010

Russian Bears are Clever & Smart

Well, you need not translation here ;-)))
(don't watch it if you understand Russian and have less than 18 years ;0)))


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Thursday, 7 October 2010

Cat and Dog: Long Life Smile

Котоматрица
- Хозяйка, спасибо, конечно, но, вроде ж, я уже выросла, чтобы в куклы играть...

Ну миленький,ну пошли на улицу воздухом дышать! А то там после дождя такие лужи!


Шарик окончательно увяз в неприятностях всеми четырьмя лапами.

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Friday, 9 July 2010

Football World Cup Octopus's forcasts

i'm very sorry, my pc does not work correctly, so i'll try to write the post as better as possible

because not all of my friends heard about the octopus's paul predictions for the football world cup, i want to write some words about it here. you can see many photos in spiegel.de gallery one of them is this

i heard about it when my husband watched news in tv yesterday.
paul predicted spain will win germany. now germans want to catch it and they invent how thwey want to cook it, that poor medium.

i heard the spanish president that told he will send a troup to protect the animal so that he can predict an other victory to spain.

ah, forgot an expert in animal behaviour said, the octopus could choose spain because it preferes the colors of spanish flag.

Friday, 11 June 2010

Crocodile Attack

The most interesting is the last here. :-)))
I watched a video made by a turtle that found a underwater camera lost by a Datch tourist. It's an amazing story and you can watch the video here:



The camera clinged to a turtle and followed it for 6 months and 1100 miles. After that the turtle lost it on the beach of the island Aruba not far from Venezuela where a policeman found it perfectly working and with the video of the travel of the turtle registered.

After that I found a video you have absolutely watch now. Don't miss it! It's GREAT!
Crocodile Attacks a Drunk Man

Friday, 2 April 2010

BBC April Fools Prank

Could it be true? They say, it's the BBC April prank published some years ago. Because I did not see it before, I think some of you could not watch it too, so I post here this video.

Saturday, 29 August 2009

The Male Says To The Female

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A very big whale swimms around the female and says her with great reproach:

-So many countries, hundreds of ecologist's organisations, most important political leaders of the Earth, millions of humans -all they make everything possible to createthe best conditions for our species to avoid our extinction! And you say me here that you have head aches!

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Saturday, 17 January 2009

A Letter From My Dog

How to wash a toilet
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

мокрая киска (очень мокрая) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yours Sincerely,
The Dog

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PS
This letter sent me this morning my friend Angela with a mail.

Saturday, 2 August 2008

How To Walk On The Water Better As On The Earth

Pls visit my new site "Mystic Gemstones"

There is only one word to say about this picture:
It's the better photo I've ever seen.

It comes from the collection 10 pictures shot at the perfect time

Wednesday, 26 March 2008

Kittens or Babies?


This is one of funny stories I'v read now in " Aaaugh!". I agree with the author and think it's possible to ad here many numbers more.

Top 10 reasons why kittens are better than babies:

10. Veterinarians have evening hours.

9. Your kitten won't be able to disturb the whole movie theater with its crying. Hell, you don't even have to take the kitten with you, and if you don't, you don't even't have to worry about whether or not the sitter is available tonight.

8. Your kitten won't grow out of those cute but expensive clothes within three months.

7. Kittens look cute if they haven't had a bath this month.

6. You probably don't have to lie awake nights wondering how you are going to finance your kitten's college (or high school) education.

5. No one will accuse you of being an unfit mother if you don't want to breast feed your kitten.

4. No one will accuse you of perversion or sexual abuse if you fondle your kitten.

3. Dan Quayle can't accuse you of destroying the moral fabric of the country if you aren't married to the father of your kitten. In fact, nobody will ever ask you if you know who the father is.

2. No one will question your abilities to function normally at your job when they hear you just got a kitten.

And the Number 1 reason:

1. You only have to change a litter box once a day.

Wednesday, 13 February 2008

Clean your PC

This is a very cute link.
The autor explains you what to do to take your monitor clean.
I saw different pages with similar videos, but did not remember the addresses today.
So, I can give you only this today...
Enjoy. :)))

More to read:
Pet Rat Care -your step by step practical guide
to teach them to use the litter box, as cats do, and to do many tricks.
Amaze your Friends with your loved Good pet Rat
Cat care and behavior training: Complete guide to resolve
problems and to teach many inteesting things to your cat.

Friday, 4 January 2008

Smile!

Some more photos collected all round the internet to make you smile today.






Tuesday, 4 December 2007

Real happiness

I don't like all this stupid as for me clothes for animals, cuttings. Yesterday I found medieval armours for dog and his master.

I think, animals suffer from all these unuseful things. But today seems I have to change my opinion...

Tuesday, 27 November 2007

Thinking about kittens

Because i'm suffering for my poor girls-kittens else, decided to post here some cute cat-photos collected surfing the internet.

This time -as it was with Murka when we had to take away her kittens- the mother, Basja, seems to be quiet and happy. Yesterday she wanted to play with me and "hunt" me and today she is sleeping all day on my knees so that I can't work at all. Have to type with one finger. I try to turn her on the other side but she returns back every time. Seems all cats are satisfied that the little are not here.

This first photo is as came from my life. I can to see Kotik in this position every day when I don't want to open the door for him. He sits on the bord of the terrazza, looks in the window of the kitchen like those kittens from the photo and makes with a voice of a dying cat "Ooooh! Oooooooh! Open the door!"




But this last is the best, eh? I could not believe that it's a real cat sleeping.

Sunday, 11 November 2007

Smile!

Some interesting photos stolen from other blogs only to make you smile a little






Monday, 1 October 2007

Happy new day! (funny animals)

I like the publicity if it's funny or helps me to understand something new. This time I found in one of the blogs this funny video. If you didn't see it else I hope it will make you smile.



And this one, have you seen it?


Happy new day!

Wednesday, 26 September 2007

Happy day to you! Funny post

Dear friends, I don't have funny posts for many times. So this post is to wish you happy day.



And now this other video I hope you'll like it too.


Funny Animals - Funny blooper videos are here

Happy day to you!
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